Saw this on streetlevel.com, thought it was FUNNY but a lil TRUE,lol.
Alright Chris, you got us with your heartfelt tribute to Michael Jackson at the 2010 BET Awards. We're paying attention to you again. But what are you going to do now that the world is waiting for your next move. Surely you must capitalize on the momentum you gained. But if you aren't sure what to do next, allow the good folks at StreetLevel to provide you with our "Ten Step Plan To Complete Chris Brown's Comeback." You can thank us later (no Drake).
1) Record Your Version Of "Man In The Mirror" Now!
Chris, if you haven't already, please record your own version of "Man in the Mirror" and get it out there as soon as possible. Since your tears delivered the best performance of the night, record a version that is the final statement announcing how you have turned the corner and made a change. Some people may call blasphemy, but they don't buy your albums anyway.
2) Never, ever discuss the Rihanna situation again (or for at least 3 years)
There's nothing that you can say that will ever rectify the situation. Chalk it up to a mistake and keep it pushing. If you utter her name, you bring back all the memories that put you in the doghouse in the first place.
3) Don't Wear Anything Like This Again!
Bruh, this was not the look. We don't know if you thought it was fresh, but you looked like a hood superzero. Only Prince can rock anything like this. Hell, he rocked a turtleneck nightgown with his face on it and nobody said squat. You, on the other hand, need to leave the experimental garb to Andre 3000.
4) Keep Your Shirt On
The ladies love you. But when you take your shirt off and there's somebody like Trey Songz making ladies fall apart when he sheds his clothing around, you will always lose. Let the girls love your boyish looks and leave the stripping to some of these other dudes.
5) Record An Album ASAP
That Graffiti nonsense just wasn't the album anyone expected. It was way too soon and the material just didn't fit. First you wanted to "transform" chicks and then you were begging and "crawling" back to their good graces. It was awkward. Go ahead and act like that album never existed and make the album your fans will really appreciate.